Blogger's block is a real thing people. I've been sitting here, semi-hungover and scraping the dregs of my brain to come up with something worth writing about, but after several failed attempts at being serious, I decided we should just play a game instead.
Here are the rules:
I will give you two completely unrelated words/objects and you have to find the link/s between the two words and explain your reasoning.
For example...
Grass and Rolling Pin
Here's my reasoning...
Grass is a plant - wheat is also a plant - you can use wheat to make flour - flour is used to make pastry - pastry can be rolled out with a rolling pin.
Voila!
My reasoning is extremely basic so as just to give you an idea of what you need to do.
You earn extra points, the wackier your justifications are and I'll feature the best answers in a follow-up post, so make sure you leave your name and blog link.
Here are the words you can choose from, (Feel free to attempt more than one):