I had to post this photograph for the following, (super relevant) reasons:
1. It's probably the happiest I've ever been. I've got a glass of clear spirit in hand, (vodka, but I'll take anything) I'm tanned and I'm getting my groove on to what I can only assume is the finest boat party beats.
2. I'm wearing stolen glasses... I don't wear glasses.
3. I'm being pointed at by a man wearing a very shiny bracelet. I imagine he's saying something along the lines of, 'this girl is my new idol' because I can tell he's clearly in awe of my bodypoppin' skills. Either that or 'bitch stole my glasses' but whatever.
Also, I'm 100% sporting a pose that cries out for Photoshopping in a new best friend. I have all kinds of weird and wonderful scenarios swirling around my head but seeing as I can't work Photoshop - Read: can't be arsed with downloading Photoshop, this is the best that I could come up with.
She's blonde because apparently blondes have more fun and she needs to be an easy-going person to hang out with me. Also, someone once told me that every brunette girl needs a blonde best friend...
Or someone that can fill in the gap until I teach myself how to Photoshop in a tap dancing chipmunk with a penchant for necking shots. Or something less weird.
Best captions for either photograph will receive my utmost admiration, (and I'll probably share them on Twitter for shits and giggs.)
