If you've ever been to university, been 18 and irresponsible or in fact, 26 and irresponsible, then you may have heard of the drinking game, I have never. Basically, everyone takes it in turn to state something that they have never done and if you have done the usually heinous act in question, then you must take a swig of your cheeky vimto, or whatever beverage you are currently killing off your brain cells with. Well today I thought I'd play a little blog version of I have never, minus the alcohol because alcohol and I are going through a rough patch in our relationship. I'm not necessarily saying it's over between us, but the three day hangover that I have suffered with recently has really left a bitter taste in my mouth... quite literally. It's safe to say we won't be hanging out any time soon, believe me.
So, back to the topic at hand. Here goes a bunch of stuff that I have never done... seriously *cough*
- Buttered my toast with a spoon because I couldn't find a knife.
- Cried because I'm so hungry and cried more because I'm too indecisive to choose what to eat. This didn't happen in the last few days either.
- Tanned only the body parts that can be seen without getting nakey because I'm too lazy to do the job lot.
- Eaten almost an entire block of cheese whilst drunk.
- Believed that Kuala Lumpur is in fact a country and that Malaysia was just sort of an area in Asia.
- Woken up in a daze and asked my partner what colour he is feeling today. Seriously, never done that.
- Lost a shoe on a night out.
- Accidentally ordered 162 chicken nuggets from McDonald's. One hell of a delivery. (Yes, they deliver in Qatar)
- Laughed/sneezed Tizer out of my nose. Do they even still make that stuff?
- Purchased the same item of clothing in an array of different colours.
- Eaten a teaspoon of fish food as a dare.
- Miss read cooking instructions and cremated a quiche by cooking it at 400 degrees Celsius rather than 400 degrees Fahrenheit.
- Knocked a person off a motorbike the first time I ever touched the steering wheel of a car. (No one was hurt - thank god!)
- Fell asleep in the public bathroom of the luxurious, 5-star, St Regis hotel.
- Met a Nepalese man and expressed my love for his country and cuisine by accurately describing the contents and flavour of Nasi Goreng, a well-known Indonesian dish.
So guys, it's time to 'fess up! Pop some things you've never done in a comment below so we can all marvel at what sensible human beings we are.
